Jokes


Here are some jokes and stuff. Some of these are mine and some are stolen from other sites. If you recognize some of these jokes...well I probably stole it from you!

OK everybody, the stuff HE recognized was written by HIM!!

There's your credit...so quit your whining!!!

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Bbq Routine
Bumper Stickers
Car Accident Excuses
Check Out My Friends Home Page
Chinese Employers To Grant 15 Minute Maternity Break
Christ Hires Associate
Christ Returns To Nba
Church Announcements
Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces To Iraq
Computer Virus Making - Hate Crime
Country Song Titles
Creepy Internet Friend
Disappearing Card
Dna Evidence Frees Man From Zoo
Elevator Fun
Elf Tribunal To Determine Osama Naughty Or Nice
Employee Appraisal
Engineers View On Santa
E-Toilet
Famous Model Quote
Female Guiness Book Of Records
Funeral Fun
Gene Responsible For Eating Chips
George Carlins New Rules For 2007
Guatemala Man Wins Guatemalan National Lottery
Health Q And A
Hijackers Surprised
Hooked On Ebonics
I Can Instantly Tell Whether Someone Is African - American With My Amazing Blackdar
In The News
Internet Hypochondriac
Jesus Really Dreads His 2000Th Birthday
Kid Rock Starves To Death
Learn Chinese
Lilith Fair
Linux Developer Gets Laid
Local Moviegoer Signs 70 Dollar 10 Picture Deal With Cineplex Odeon
Mexican Scientists Perfect Copying
Microsoft Patents Ones And Zeroes
Middle East Conflict Intensifies As Blah Blah Blah Etc Etc
Nation In Frenzy About Little Wizard Boy And All His Little Wizard Friends
Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson
New Dad Thinks Baby Might Be Gay
New Fox Reality Show To Determine Ruler Of Iraq
Oh Canada
Out Of Office Automatic Email Replies
Pick Up Lines
Pregnancy Q And A
Psychi
Publisher Cleared In Pop-Up Book Trial
Read Your Horoscope
Real Court Transcripts
Real News Headlines
Recently Unearthed E-Mail Reveals What Life Was Like In 1995
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Rules That Guys Wish Girls Knew
Saddam Proud He Still Killed More Iraqi Civilians Than U S
Security Training Wont Take Effect Until Microsoft Restarts
See The Last Web Page
Some Steven Wright Jokes
Some Why Jokes
Taking The Bible Literally
The Flash Mind Reader
Things That Bug The Shit Out Of Me
Tv Guide
Warning From Iraq
Web Designer Builds Home Out Of Flash
What I Think Of Star Trek
Widowers Bingo Night
Windows 98 In Nyc Water Supply